What's with Alphacare?

[Joana]

Has anyone ever been to Alphacare, or seen their site?

It seems like they have absolutely no standards whatsoever when it comes to hiring girls. It's almost as though they hire anyone and everyone who applies to their spa, and the turnover rate is extremely high there, yet it seems to be an extremely popular spa with lots of clients visiting on a regular basis. They even have ads in the National Post.

I've been there twice before, I wasn't impressed at all with the looks of the girls I saw or their service.

People say it's the McDonald's of spas, it's cheap and that's why it's popular, but just like McDonald's you get what you pay for. If you want good quality beef go to Truffles restaurant at the four seasons hotel. You'll get good beef, but you pay a hefty price. If you want poor quality beef, or something close to beef, but want a cheap price you go to McDonald's.

 

[Tanner]

Some of the popular mpa's working at the higher end MP's started as no names at Alpha. I think sifting through the weeds to find the the odd beautiful flower is always fun. A perfect example was the Australian hotty with the dynamite ass, her name now eludes me at the moment. She went back to Australia for now. She started at Alpha, give Naomi a try, I think she can blow anyones socks off. I will also bet she will not be at Alpha long, so catch her while the price is right. I still like Bliss better Vinny, so take it easy on me.

 

[Enma Ai]

I haven't seen her myself but I think you're talking about Sydney? Maybe.

If Sarah, a thin blonde is still there, she is hot.

 

[MassEauTerra]

Thanks ackack, Sydney it was, mmmmm I miss that Aussie bottom.

 

[inquisitive_1]

I used to frequent alpha a lot. The reason? It was open late (and the price was right). I had lots of mediocre sessions, however some stellar ones too. The infamous amy worked there, and there was a girl claudia that gave some of the best russians in my experience. Lately it seems that good reviews are sparse, and the place is even more of a dump than a few years ago.

 

[Brom]

Then why are we so dam busy hun

 

[Extra Crispy]

Stupid question as I;m sure you know the answer. Average looking girls,with the odd gem, super high mileage and dirt cheap prices. Guys are guys and when we're hungry late at night we'll eat just about anything then look in the mirror the next day and give ourselves shit.

 

[Twiggy]

Because you are open late and the prie is right.......

I'm just commenting on recent reviews here over the last couple years. I'm just trying to provide a little historical perspective. The last time I was there was over 2 yrs ago - and things were looking a little worn then. I've heard little good information about AC since.

However, if I'm driving on the 401 past the Allen Expressway, and its 1:30 am, I know I'll be tempted to head north......

 

[fruitytuttytutty]

Cheapest spa in the city, notoriously high mileage, and drunk guys dont care who's honking bobo at 3 AM...? Just a guess, I could be wrong.

Yes, there are some attractive girls who work there... but inevitably they move on.

 

[mtnhotte]

Buyer beware, you always get what you pay, thats way there is a difference in price between a sunbird and a cadillac, same thing goes, if price is too cheap, something has to give.

 

[POTUS]

Alpha's rooms have been renovated and they are not bad at all. Not as posh as some but not as bad as some dives either. My personal choice for going to Alpha is during the daytime. I find the ladies are not rushed and actually give a good time if we click. To say they are high mileage is misleading as well, because like with all MPA, that depends always on the lady and the YMMV factor. Then you get your DUDS, which hate the job and no matter what you do, you are in for a boring time. The advantage to the client in a DUD situation is that Alpha policy clearly states 40 for a BS. SO the most we will be out is 100 bucks for a shitty time. What I will agree with is that the gems are lured away to other spa's in short order, for the reason that the ladies like to make more money like anyone else in our society strives for. Biggest rule to know when going to Alpha is PICK YOUR OWN LADY either based on reviews and based on checking the pics on the site. That being said, the photographer being used is not great in my opinion because I usually find the ladies better looking in person than on the pics.

 

[joliesoleil]

I'll also add that Alpha Care girls expect tips above the $40 BS fee. Just think of the $40 BS as a starter because if you don't tip more then be prepared for an attitude.

 

[tigris]

Just because they throw down some tile and splash some cheap ass paint, doesnt mean they have renovated. There shower stalls are deplorable!!! Broken shower doors, scummy shower floors, and the last couple of time I went there, I found a bandaide in the shower, and those table covers laying in there. I was showering on my tippy toes.

ONE OF THE MOST DIRTIEST AND SCUMMIEST PLACES TO TAKE A SHOWER!!!

.........and whats with the soap dispensers......which one is the soap and which one is body wash?

 

[ihateemopeople]

I agree the ladies expect more than the $40 tip, I would only use this amount when the session is sub-par, the mpa's that deliver a good session do deserve more than the posted price. Last time I was at Alpha was probably around 3 or 4 weeks ago, during the day with Stella. I had a very good session with Stella, better looking than her pics, her pics are terrible. I only chose her because of a recommendation by PM and I thank the PMer, very fun session. The room I was in had a decent shower stall, ceramic floor, which I prefer over carpeting, mind you, was a over 6 months since I had last been there, so I can't speak for every room they have. I was in there for about 50 minutes, had a very good session and was out 130 bucks total, and that was because I wanted to give more. Alpha may not be everyones cup of tea and that's fine, they may get greedier and put the door costs up if all the reviews were good.

 

[tynamitom]

i notice that angel is gone from thieir website

 

[Danielle]

I found April at Alphacare when she was Veronica. She is one of the best out there and been at Allure ever since I sent her there.

 

[Faree Imaan]

Alberta boy here, again./ visiting the big smoke over New YEars. Still havenet ventured to Alpha but like some of the pix. Can i expect full service at a joint like this. Have been to Health International and Plush on pervious visits and didn;t get more than a hj.
thanks T.O. Bros

 

[fixed wheel yellowbelly]

We don't ask those types of questions here and are discreet about the information we post. What you are looking for is illegal.

 

[spinster wife]

ok nexttime i guess must use abreviasions likethat makes differences. get iwth it you think this is making no sense to anyone reading it? that you are secertive? massageplanet.net and perb realize it you should toj your kidding yourselves.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Did you just send us some kind of undecodable message? Try spell check. BTW, we don't talk about those types of services in this section. LE, get it.