Mya @ SRM (Mya lovers will be dissapointed)

[East Bay Punk Mafia]

oh dear :S
hehehe...

Maxim, Playboy, um... Sports Illustrated, The Globe and Mail... um... I think there are a few obscure places to look...

Know what I've found? I'm not talking about clients' skills... But in-terms of the boys who've touched me outside of the massage room ... (tee hee)

The bigger the ego/ the more disappointing things ended up being for me...

The best in bed are always the guys who have tried to do a little research on their own...there's such an abundance of info... Basic tips and tricks are readily-available... lol....

It just doesn't feel good when you go for the gold right-away boys....

 

[Pompal 09.]

Ask a MP to give you a dry finish and see if you enjoy it. "ouch"!

 

[Pompal 09.]

There you have it, massageplanet.netites. "Almost" 50 percent of us don't know how to wipe our own you know what's, but we can still afford bodyslides. Tis the end of civilization as we know it... maybe not quite that serious.

 

[littleevilzombiegirl]

OL you doubt my good intentions? Yet you are paddling in de nile, and I am not talking about looking for any Egyptian mummies. Mya called you on a technical foul, and you are in a rush to point your fingers incorrectly again to massage your ego. Step back from the table here, your technique is rushed and obviously not working on Mya or advised by your fellow horndogs. Rather than slam the lapster, who only has good intentions, I can only advise that for your next picnic, take some time to smell the roses before you before you take a run at the pink cherry desert. The flavour is in the savour.

Lou - still pooning for my fellow man.

 

[ArmyChemo]

Officelurker, I'm wondering what might have been had you left out that little detail about the "kitty play" in your anecdote. Because, if your account is true and accurate, then none of that has anything to do with the point you're trying to make.

I think if Mya was pissed off with your, admittedly, overzealous and badly timed kitty play, she would've expressed it. That she didnt, probably means that wasn't the problem.

She got all nasty on you when, and because, you made your remark: " you can at least pretend to enjoy it," which I salute you for.

My stance is this - you're a veteran MP? great repertoire of reviews? long list of regulars? What-the-fuck-ever. Not in the mood to work, don't. If an MP started doing her nails during a session, that's just bad attitude, period. Even if your own massage was lousy, she could have at least drifted off and kept still. No need for fake moaning or anything of the other extreme.

She wasnt happy you told her off. Decided to tell you off in return. And that's that.

I've seen Mya before. She was cool. I had a decent time, nothing phenomenal. But even if I was a loyal fan of her's, discredit should be given where discredit is due. And again, if your account is accurate, then Mya deserves some of that right here.

 

[shootscuz23]

Seen many girls. Mya many times too. Never once seen one bring nail file and clippers to the room. An exaggeration surely on the part of original poster.

 

[Xia Qureshi]

>Seen many girls. Mya many times too. Never once seen one bring nail file and clippers to the room. An exaggeration surely on the part of original poster.

Nope. Did I say she brought a nile filer and clippers? Please show me where. I said she was doing her nails. Like looking over them and I don't know what ever the fuck she was doing with them.

Oh yeah, and sibelius said what i ever could much clearly. Thanks!

 

[Pam Beasley]

Thanks for the clarification. So she was looking at her nails. Terrible thing to do. Just awful.

"I kid you not, I caught her looking at her nails"

 

[mjy_91]

...I love Mya...

 

[~*StarryEyedSurprise*~]

Done.