Oh my gosh!!!! LE people everywhere AGAIN!!

[artofwar1234]

whacker
Definitions of whacker
n. - Something especially big or impressive of its kind 3
n. - One who whacks. 2
n. - Anything very large; specif., a great lie; a whapper. 2


The word "whacker" uses 7 letters: A C E H K R W.

No direct anagrams for whacker found in this word list.

 

[Jefferson]

I don't think the term is derogatory. Its a merely a way of poking fun at one's self to ease the tension of MPA work.

Whacker, at least is cognizant of the realities of MPA work. 'Attendant' by contrast, downplays reality and is the label preferred by spa owners to aid in recruiting and maintaining staff. 'Whacker' is similar to the escort-coined term, 'sex provider.' Far from being derogatory, these worker-coined terms cut through fantasy and remind us as to reality.

 

[Foo]

You're right.


P.S.: It's repect actually. But now-a-days, it can be interpreted either way as everyone doing autobios.

 

[gammy]

I think someone should bottle her essence, and sell it over the counter.

 

[Larry R]

So is whacker more of a perjorative than pooner?

 

[namy]

My take FWIW

Like most, I've questioned Leah's authenticity, but my gut feeling says she is genuine. Maybe a little too genuine for us to take at face value - kinda sad really. I could be wrong though ( OK, that covers my ass on that )

As for the term whackers, I was waiting for someone to take offense, so I've contemplated long and hard about it and come to the conclusion - t'is fuckin funny. No, but seriously, my initial perception was that, from their perspective given my impression of what Leah conveys, there is no stigma attached, no judgment, no degradation. In other words, it's devoid of society's judgmental bullshit and the guilt or hang-ups it places on MPA's. It just is. The problem is that, in reality, and even within the hobby to a degree, most people are close minded and already have their values and bias installed - because of that we want to project a more positive image, when in essence the problem lies with an individual's perception of themselves and in doing so, others.

huh

It's true that MPAs do provide much more than that, but that can be interpreted so many ways - in a nutshell, all being positive from my viewpoint, and any negatives, in the end are of our own doing.

It seems to me that Leah is concerned for her fellow wackers and maybe to a lesser degree us wackees. Unless I'm missing something, which is entirely possible, in this case, for the most part, her openness would primarily be detrimental to business. Having said that, although I believe she means well and her posts likely have some merit to them, it does create paranoia and is technically unsubstantiated.

In the end massageplanet.net moderation will determine where the line lies and hopefully Leah will continue to share her thoughts with us, but without the specifics.

 

[slsk]

Interesting!
Just spent a few minutes catching up with this post and all the responses...dominant impression, lot's of sub-conscious denial. Lot's of responders chose not to deal with Leah's main point that the LE are doing their Christmas sweeps and have been 'extra' active the last few weeks...instead focus on all the side issues; is Leah for real, are MPA's whackers etc.
For what it is worth, when I saw one of my semi-regular MPA's the other day she told me the LE had been around lately and that the sense was that they would be back. Therefore, she gave me her home co-ordinates and suggested quite clearly that she would be more comfortable with me there than where she worked because she didn't want to see me get in trouble and my name appear in the press. I appreciated this at the time...and now in the context of Leah's post and some of the responses understand her concern and appreciate her even more.
Don't lose sight of the central message...t'is the season for caution when merry men rejoice and cum all ye faithful on a winters night.

 

[RobinsonHq]

Everytime Leah says she's a whacker I get turned on, so let her continue.


I'm a Whacker Too!!!! Although I only whack myself.

 

[David M]

Next time that happens just squeeze him too ..... in the balls.

 

[Alyssa D]

Originally Posted by rubmeister100
...these hand wringers worrying about respecting others, one's self, over using a funny self depricating term is laughable...

Uhhhhh, what part of "self-depricating" didn't you understand?

No fucking wonder everyone gets so wound up about this kind of thing and it takes on a life of it's own. More people need to go back to Grade Three and do some remedial Reading Comprehension.

Leah referred to herself and her fellow MPA's as "whackers". Sounded to me like a playful way of actually minimizing what they are actually doing.

Then some sensitive hand wringers come out with their twisted BS views about self respect. Nex thing you know it turns into us guys who are calling these girls names.

Lighten up... and learn to understand what you are reading.

 

[jinmartt]

I don't see anything in Leah's posts that pose a security risk to MP's. Its hypocritical to think that we can write reviews of what goes on at spas, but she cannot. We write about protitution activities at specified spas all the time, and we tip each other off as to raids every chance we get. The cat's already out of the bag. Leah's not discussing anything we haven't always been discussing on massageplanet.net. There's no need for her to leave out the 'specifics' from her posts, not unless we're willing to do so as well.

The mods will edit in exceptional cases, but the free flow of information is in our interest and has always been the norm on massageplanet.net.

(btw, there's 2 completely different issues being discussed in this thread )

 

[Aarif Ameen]

Is there a Prick in self-depricating? I don't understand.

 

[Anthony H]

The term MPA is so passee, so if whacker is to extreme how bout we go with something altogether new ie. Groin Valet or Crotch Specialist

 

[Jim D]

AN OPEN LETTER TO: "THE MUNICIPALITY OF WHACKERS' LICENCING AND STANDARDS".

To whom it may concern.

Hi, my name is Leah and I'm writing on behalf of all my whacker friends in Toronto.

First of all, I would just like to say that we're all very sorry about sitting on our bows that were glued to our a**es last year. We really didn't mean to. I swear, we tried sitting on one side of our a**, then the other side of our a**, but then, we just got really sleepy so we all ended up sitting on our bows. And we're all really sorry for stinking up our bows too, but the beans you kept on feeding us didn't really agree with our stomach you know. I realize we already complained about the potatoes the year before but seriously, do you know how much carbs is in one of those? So this year, we're just wondering if we can have some bottled water and carrots sticks instead. Celery sticks would be O.K. too. Oh, and maybe you can keep some cranberry juice around too in case some of us start P.M.S.ing or something.

And also, we think stapling the bows on our foreheads is a much better than glueing it to our a** like last year. But can we have just pink or red bows this year. Some of us were unhappy with the green, blue, and yellow bows that we got last time. Especially the yellow ones. I mean, it was o.k. before we sat on them but after we squashed them, from afar, it kinda looked liked we sh*t our pants or something. Plus, I think pink and red makes us look prettier. We promise to be careful and not squish them. We even got pins to pin up our hair.

Oh, and since you're raising our licencing fees by $11 for next year, we're wondering if you can leave us with some donut thingys... you know, the thing that floats on water and looks like a donut. Because some of us when we were swimming back, we got really tired from swimming and we didn't really have anything to hold to. So maybe instead of giving us name tags (which were pretty useless anyways since we all have about 20 different names that we use at the 20 different spas we're working at and we're all calling each other by our different names, none of them like the one (our real name) you put on our tags, it just got us all confused. We prefer to go by our fake names you know), we're wondering if you can use that money to buy us some of those donut thingys instead.

Oh, and last but not least, can you guys play that "Pretty Woman" movie again. It's every whacker's favourite movie. I know, I know, we request that movie EVERY year, but we just REALLY like it. Gives us some hope you know.

Anyways, hope you have a wonderful Christmas. We all love Toronto!!

Sign,
Leah and all my whacker friends.

(This post is dedicated to all our fellow whackers who will be "sent home for Christmas". We all love you and miss you. Hope you have a good holiday there and a safe swim back to Toronto. Oh, and don't forget so use the donut thingys.)

BTW, we use the term whackers as a playful term to refer to ourselves. Hey... sometimes, we just have to be able to laugh at ourselves and make light of our situation. The term whacker is not suppose to be derogatory in anyway so sorry if I offended anybody by that term.

 

[zoe]

Leah, I will never look at another Christmas bow the same way, especially the red and pink ones. My apologies for being anal about this. We all need to
"re- learn" the ability to laugh at ourselves and make light of the situation. And the part of wishing the fellow whackers who will be sent home for Christmas a good holiday and safe swim back to Toronto is "Priceless"

 

[ForumTeam]

so, what's new.

massageplanet.net admin will obviously attempt to edit specifics deemed to be against massageplanet.net policies, regardless of who posts them. In this case there is a history of posting specifics of different natures - some of which were edited.

 

[Zeb]

1. This is the best thread ever!
I think Leah should get a Pulitzer, maybe a Nobel for literature.
2. Leah turns me on.

 

[Bobber Geldkraft]

I agree... At least she is honest, funny and cute.....Keep posting Leah, some of us here always look for your post to read.

 

[xray_man69]

Wow, we agree on something!

 

[TSL]

They're fine with you saying "whacker", it's only the word "Christmas" that you can't use.