Oh my gosh!!!! LE people everywhere AGAIN!!

[Jennifer M]

Health Canada nutrient file....................................... carbohydrates per potato

Potato, baked, flesh and skin (12 cm long)..................... 51
Potato, baked, flesh only (12 cm long).......................... 34
Potato, flesh and skin, boiled, drained (6.3 cm diam.)....... 30
Potato, microwaved, flesh and skin (12 cm long)............. 49
Potato, microwaved, peeled after cooking (12 cm long).... 36
Potato, peeled before boiling....................................... 27

 

[Animal Craze]

Leah, I'm in love with you just based on your writing. What do you look like and where on earth do you whack, I mean work??

 

[Elliott N]

All I want for Christmas is a session with LEAH!
If I only could find her! ?????????

 

[crknapp79]

...so Leah, what are you wearing?

 

[Ilove P]

Leah_Mpa is right. Most of us in the biz know eachother and we call eachother to report on things like if its slow or busy, did LE come by, did a certain client of interest visit or come looking for us, other general gossip, an episode with dine and dasher (see other post) did the clothing guy/girl come by yet etc, etc lol.

As for what we call eachother, we do refer to eachothers as "rub n tugs" "wackers" ""whores" and the like. ahahahaha. For the most part we love eachother and we love ourselves and we have a light hearted approach to life and our jobs ( we have to!) besides I thought you guys liked a girl with sunny disposition...

 

[Mj F]

I can say I've never heard the term "whacker" spoken amongst my co-workers....lol

 

[Anus]

The Saga continues...

Hi fellow massageplanet.netites!!! Happy New Year!! I just received a letter from one of my whacker friends who was "sent home for Christmas" and I just thought I'd share it with you...


Hi Toronto whackers!! Just thought I'd write to tell you about our "Staple bows to whacker's forehead and send them home for Christmas" trip. Let me tell you... it was a TOTAL disaster. Well, everything started off fine in the beginning. We all got our hair done, nails done, bows on our forehead, short little dressed on, and we were all nice and fruity smelling... We got the red and pink bows like we requested, and they even fed us carrot sticks and bottled water. (We didn't get individual bottles of water though, we had to use our own bottles that we've been re-using for the past year and we had to refill them from the big bottle that they had. That kinda sucked because we were all hoping we can finally get new bottles.) Anyways, there we were, eating our carrot sticks meal and being good little girls and watching "Pretty Woman" when all of the sudden, one whacker made a comment about how Richard Gere has got to be the most gorgeous man alive. Another whacker said, "no, Brad Pitt is the most gorgeous man alive." The first whacker got upset, called Brad Pitt a boy toy, and that's when the fight began. Half the whackers said Richard Gere is better looking, the other half said Brad Pitt is better looking, and everbody started arguing. We started throwing carrot sticks at each other and when we ran out, someone took off their puffy slippers and threw that too. Then all of the sudden, EVERYBODY started taking off their puffy slippers and throwing them around. Well, one whacker got hit on the forehead and her bow got squished so she got pissed off and started going around, pressing everyone on the forehead, squishing their bows too. Some of us were seriously injured.... our nails got chipped, our hair got messed up... what a disaster!! Finally, one LE guy (who we nicknamed Frosty the Snowball because he's kinda chubby-looking and he has a red nose and a white puffy jacket) anyway, he came in to see what was all the commotion was all about, and tried to stop all the fighting when he too, got hit by a puffy slipper. He got really pissed off and screamed, "next year, no carrot sticks or Pretty Woman for you whackers." We all went, "uh ohs" and quickly went back to our seats but it was too late. He was pissed. He said we've been really bad so next year, we're not going to get bows anymore. We're gonna get those stupid cone-shaped party hats instead.

The good news is, they did leave us some donut thingys when they dropped us off so we have something to hold on to in case we get tired while swimming back. They also gave us a map (because some of us got lost last year, we swam the other way and ended up in Australia), and a deck of cards in case we get bored. Anyway, we should be arriving sometime in late October. (It is a pretty long swim you know.) So don't forget to pick us up at the shore and remember to get a bunch of those Canadian flags so we can see you guys from afar. (Or the Toronto Maple Leafs flag is good too. We love the Leafs!!!!!) See you soon!!! From your whacker friend, Angel.

P.S. In case you haven't found out yet, the price of the police clearace letter is now $40 instead of the $32.50 you were paying. It's because of the cone-shaped party hats that we'll be getting next year instead of the bows, which "Frosty the Snowball" says is more expensive. Plus, they have to buy a new DVD now because they said we've been bad so they're not going to play Pretty Woman for us next year. No Richard Gere movies OR Brad Pitt movies either!! Anyway, sorry for the price increase of your clearance letter. Love you lots!!! We love Toronto!!!! As Arnold says... "We'll be back..."

(Oh BTW, maybe you guys can write to the Municipality of Whacker's Licencing and Standards and ask for "The Terminator" movie for us for next year?...)

 

[verms55]

This is a lie Leah, I happen to know for a fact that Angel doen't like the Leafs at all!!! Why would you make this up?

 

[King]

Are you sure you got the right Angel? Angel's a really popular whacker name. In fact, that's one of the 22 names I've used. (Yup, me and my whacker friend were counting how many different spas we worked at the other day 'cuz we were bored. She counted 25, I counted 22. We might've missed some though 'cuz afterwards, we got busy.) Anyway, talking about names... the other day, I was at the Scarborough spa location when this one customer came in. I recognized him and he recognized me right away. But we couldn't remember where we knew each other from. So he starts naming all these different spas (and he tells me he doesn't frequent them... yeah right!!!) anyway, he finally named one spa and we're like... OH YEAH!!! That's where we know each other from. He's like... "Um, what was your name there again?". I'm like, "beats me... how the heck would I know???" And we both start laughing. Actually, I worked at this one place where I used 3 different names. The place only had one girl a day but the boss wanted us to call ourselves 3 different names so it'll sound like there's 3 girls working there per day. So daytime, I was one name, afternoon, I was a different name, and night-time, I was a different name again. Only problem was, the next time the clients come back, I couldn't remember which name I gave them. (I mean, a client might come morning time the first time and afternoon the second time you know.) So then I changed it so that all the oriental guys I give them one name, caucasian guys a different name, and all the others I give a different name again. But then, that became a problem too because sometimes, 2 friends would come together but they're a different race. Talk about confusion!!!

Another funny incident that happened recently (again at the Scarborough location) was that I started massaging this one guy and he's asking me where else I've worked before. So I start naming all these different spas and when I named one of them, he's like... "Oh, you worked there before? Do you know what happened to *****? I really liked her." I'm like... "Yeah... she's massaging you right now!!!" (I do remember using that name because I was actually at that spa for quite a while. On and off about 8 months.) He flips around, looks at me, and he's like... "Oh my gosh!!!! It really is you!!! You don't understand, I called so many places asking for you after you left!!! But I couldn't find you." So I told him that I usually change my name everytime. The reason why I do that? It's because once I leave a place, I consider my fate with the clients, the boss, and the girls to be over. So I never call them or keep in contact anymore. If they call me and choose to keep in contact with me, that's fine. I'm more than happy to be their friend, otherwise, once I leave the spa, I usually sever all ties. Time to make new friends, new clients, new boss. Same thing with boyfriends. Once I leave for the final time, I leave and never look back. Life is too short for regrets. That's why I always treat people the best that I can treat them. Because I never know when my fate with them will end.

BTW I love the Leafs!!!!

 

[little B]

You do give yourself away Leah, You've told me this before while I was getting a massage. I won't tell anyone though...I've been wondering where you have been.

 

[Wire & String]

Really??? I don't remember telling anyone that!!!! Maybe it's not me 'cuz about 50 million girls worked at that place and pretty much, nobody stays too long 'cuz the boss was a real nut. The place is still around though (surprise, surprise) and they're always hiring. No whacker really likes working by themselves 'cuz that's kinda dangerous. We shut the other doors to make it seem like we're busy and everything but still... The good thing is, I don't think the cops even bother with that place 'cuz what's the point? To catch one girl? For what? Sometimes, the place doesn't even open (if the girl is sick or something). The other good thing about the place was that there were 3 escape routes. Anything suspicious, (robbers, etc.) the boss told us to just leave the place open and run, he doesn't give a sh*t. The place was a dump anyway. He probably spent $5000 on the place.

Anyways, if you DO know who I am, please don't tell o.k? And don't PM anybody my whereabouts either. Thanks.

 

[blast]

I won't tell anyone, however I have no idea where you are now, I wish I did know. You may not be who I think you if you say that you haven't told anyone.